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North Carolina General Statute §67-2 "Permitting Bitch at Large" :

"If any person owning or having any bitch shall knowingly permit her to
run at large during the erotic stage of copulation he shall be guilty of
a Class 3 misdemeanor."

Jeff Miller wrote:
North Carolina General Statute §67-2 "Permitting Bitch at Large" :

"If any person owning or having any bitch shall knowingly permit her to
run at large during the erotic stage of copulation he shall be guilty of
a Class 3 misdemeanor."

Quite right, too. Thanks for the heads up.

While we're on the subject, kindly refer to Title 10, Section 10-219 of
the Municipal Code of Ordinances for Dyersburg, Tennessee:

10-219. Proud bitches to be confined.

Every owner of a proud bitch is required to confine her for twenty-four
(24) days during the time she is proud. Every person violating the
provisions of this section shall be guilty of a misdemeanor and shall be
subject to a fine under the general penalty clause for this code. In
addition, any person working under the supervision of the public health
officer, the chief of police, or the rabies control officer shall be
authorized to destroy any proud bitch found at large in violation of
this section. (1978 Code, § 3-219)

Jeff Miller wrote:
North Carolina General Statute §67-2 "Permitting Bitch at Large" :

"If any person owning or having any bitch shall knowingly permit her to
run at large during the erotic stage of copulation he shall be guilty of
a Class 3 misdemeanor."

Quite right, too. Thanks for the heads up.

While we're on the subject, kindly refer to Title 10, Section 10-219 of
the Municipal Code of Ordinances for Dyersburg, Tennessee:

10-219. Proud bitches to be confined.

Every owner of a proud bitch is required to confine her for twenty-four
(24) days during the time she is proud. Every person violating the
provisions of this section shall be guilty of a misdemeanor and shall be
subject to a fine under the general penalty clause for this code. In
addition, any person working under the supervision of the public health
officer, the chief of police, or the rabies control officer shall be
authorized to destroy any proud bitch found at large in violation of
this section. (1978 Code, § 3-219)

"Jeff Miller" wrote in message
news:y7nxd.4684$Qk5.4678@lakeread04...
North Carolina General Statute §67-2 "Permitting Bitch at Large" :

"If any person owning or having any bitch shall knowingly permit her to
run at large during the erotic stage of copulation he shall be guilty of a Class 3
misdemeanor."

GREAT! and I can't find mother anywhere?

Mark

"Jeff Miller" wrote in message
news:y7nxd.4684$Qk5.4678@lakeread04...
North Carolina General Statute §67-2 "Permitting Bitch at Large" :

"If any person owning or having any bitch shall knowingly permit her to
run at large during the erotic stage of copulation he shall be guilty of a Class 3
misdemeanor."

GREAT! and I can't find mother anywhere?

Mark

"Jeff Miller" wrote in message
news:y7nxd.4684$Qk5.4678@lakeread04...
North Carolina General Statute §67-2 "Permitting Bitch at Large" :

"If any person owning or having any bitch shall knowingly permit her to
run at large during the erotic stage of copulation he shall be guilty of a
Class 3 misdemeanor."

Well, as I recently made clear in another thread, I've always had trouble
connecting the dots even when everybody was holding still, so I guess I'm
safe.

Wolfgang
um.......wait a minute......that's not funny.

"JR" wrote in message ...

Quite right, too. Thanks for the heads up.

While we're on the subject, kindly refer to Title 10, Section 10-219 of the
Municipal Code of Ordinances for Dyersburg, Tennessee:

10-219. Proud bitches to be confined.

Every owner of a proud bitch is required to confine her for twenty-four (24) days
during the time she is proud. Every person violating the provisions of this section
shall be guilty of a misdemeanor and shall be subject to a fine under the general
penalty clause for this code. In addition, any person working under the supervision
of the public health officer, the chief of police, or the rabies control officer
shall be authorized to destroy any proud bitch found at large in violation of this
section. (1978 Code, § 3-219)

While I've never been able to confine mother for any period of time, much less 24
days; thankfully, mother doesn't cross the state line, into Tenn. that often, and I've
never known her to be all that proud.

Mark

"JR" wrote in message ...

Quite right, too. Thanks for the heads up.

While we're on the subject, kindly refer to Title 10, Section 10-219 of the
Municipal Code of Ordinances for Dyersburg, Tennessee:

10-219. Proud bitches to be confined.

Every owner of a proud bitch is required to confine her for twenty-four (24) days
during the time she is proud. Every person violating the provisions of this section
shall be guilty of a misdemeanor and shall be subject to a fine under the general
penalty clause for this code. In addition, any person working under the supervision
of the public health officer, the chief of police, or the rabies control officer
shall be authorized to destroy any proud bitch found at large in violation of this
section. (1978 Code, § 3-219)

While I've never been able to confine mother for any period of time, much less 24
days; thankfully, mother doesn't cross the state line, into Tenn. that often, and I've
never known her to be all that proud.

Mark

"Jeff Miller" wrote in message
news:y7nxd.4684$Qk5.4678@lakeread04...
North Carolina General Statute §67-2 "Permitting Bitch at Large" :

"If any person owning or having any bitch shall knowingly permit her to
run at large during the erotic stage of copulation he shall be guilty of a
Class 3 misdemeanor."

well, nothing left for me to do but to hope for a bond i can make...

yfitons
wayno (what chance might we have for the fabled "greek defense"?)

"Jeff Miller" wrote in message
news:y7nxd.4684$Qk5.4678@lakeread04...
North Carolina General Statute §67-2 "Permitting Bitch at Large" :

"If any person owning or having any bitch shall knowingly permit her to
run at large during the erotic stage of copulation he shall be guilty of a
Class 3 misdemeanor."

well, nothing left for me to do but to hope for a bond i can make...

yfitons
wayno (what chance might we have for the fabled "greek defense"?)