![]() |
If this is your first visit, be sure to check out the FAQ by clicking the link above. You may have to register before you can post: click the register link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. |
|
|
Thread Tools | Display Modes |
#1
|
|||
|
|||
![]()
It turns out that Bob Schieffer was wired during the debates. A
audience member planted by the Cabal had tape recorder secreted on their person, and picked up this exchange between good ol' Bob and a couple of attendees: Schieffer: DUDE! This debate stuff is really lame. I loaded up on Captain Morgan and X before I got here, and even with a bitchin' load on, these two seem like a couple of major buzz-harshers. Anybody got anything - schwag, anything? Jenna: Really, dude...this stuff is way, like, snoozeville...Babs and I have the keys to minibar and hookup to some really excellent stuff from the Chi-Os here. We're gonna ditch the earplug brigade, head to the suite and get righteous - you wanna hang out? Teresa: Yo, chicks - can I crash? If I have to listen to another night of "I tried to tell 'em John Edwards and I have a plan...," I'm gonna shove a case of steak sauce up ol' Frankenstein's ass...I got some down and dirty on Michael Moore and a DVD of Paris' latest suckorama..." Barbara: Sure, chick...Vanny and Alex got ahold of some outrageous weed and a case of Tait and we're gonna shake it like a Polaroid... Alex: D-a-a-a-m-n, Babs...like go and tell the authorities, whydoncha... Teresa: Oh, don't worry...I'm cool... Vanny: That's not what Daddy says... Jenna: I know what you mean...ever since our daddy found Jesus, he's been a major buzzkill... Schieffer: Yeah, yeah, yeah, both daddies are L7...let's blow this borefest and ki-i-i-c-k it - I got a CBS blackspress that I can wear the digits off of... Teresa: Dude! Lets do dis thang... |
Thread Tools | |
Display Modes | |
|
|