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The Human "Omnivore": a mythological beast



 
 
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Old November 14th, 2007, 09:26 PM posted to sci.agriculture.poultry,uk.transport,uk.rec.fishing.coarse
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Default The Human "Omnivore": a mythological beast

On 14 Nov, 19:53, Gloria wrote:

I notice that like many trolls, you are ignoring any intelligent
replies to your original post, and just slinging insults about.
So be it.

On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 19:28:30 GMT, Jim Warren


I second his opinion. Satisfied now?


Doesn't count as it's based on flatulence!


It is well known that due to the diet of vegetarians and vegans, they
produce far more flatulence than someone on a natural omnivorous diet.
Due to the breakdown of all that extraneous plant life in your
digestive tract, your flatulence is far more smelly than most
omnivores. You also produce far more greenhouse gases like methane and
CO2.

In your case though, it appears that your flatulence is coming out of
your mouth, and onto you keyboard, instead of the usual exit.

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Old November 14th, 2007, 09:28 PM posted to sci.agriculture.poultry,uk.transport,uk.rec.fishing.coarse
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On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 13:26:43 -0800, NotMe
wrote:

On 14 Nov, 19:53, Gloria wrote:

I notice that like many trolls, you are ignoring any intelligent
replies to your original post, and just slinging insults about.
So be it.

On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 19:28:30 GMT, Jim Warren


I second his opinion. Satisfied now?


Doesn't count as it's based on flatulence!


It is well known that due to the diet of vegetarians and vegans, they
produce far more flatulence than someone on a natural omnivorous diet.
Due to the breakdown of all that extraneous plant life in your
digestive tract, your flatulence is far more smelly than most
omnivores. You also produce far more greenhouse gases like methane and
CO2.

In your case though, it appears that your flatulence is coming out of
your mouth, and onto you keyboard, instead of the usual exit.


Try brushing your teeth!











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Old November 14th, 2007, 09:30 PM posted to sci.agriculture.poultry,uk.transport,uk.rec.fishing.coarse
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"Gloria" wrote


Try brushing your teeth!






Oh look, yet more "ad hominem"!

Still, when you've lost the argument, what else is there to resort to?



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Old November 14th, 2007, 09:42 PM posted to sci.agriculture.poultry,uk.transport,uk.rec.fishing.coarse
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NotMe wrote:

Due to the breakdown of all that extraneous plant life in your
digestive tract, your flatulence is far more smelly than most
omnivores. You also produce far more greenhouse gases like methane and
CO2.


Can't agree on the smellyness, carnivores **** is usually more dense and
very smelly, evdience cats burying it and dogs trying to provide top cover.

In your case though, it appears that your flatulence is coming out of
your mouth, and onto you keyboard, instead of the usual exit.


At least we can agree on that part.
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Old November 14th, 2007, 09:51 PM posted to sci.agriculture.poultry,uk.transport,uk.rec.fishing.coarse
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On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 21:42:04 GMT, NM wrote:

NotMe wrote:

Due to the breakdown of all that extraneous plant life in your
digestive tract, your flatulence is far more smelly than most
omnivores. You also produce far more greenhouse gases like methane and
CO2.


Can't agree on the smellyness, carnivores **** is usually more dense


like your head?














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Old November 14th, 2007, 09:55 PM posted to sci.agriculture.poultry,uk.transport,uk.rec.fishing.coarse
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Gloria wrote:
On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 21:42:04 GMT, NM wrote:

NotMe wrote:

Due to the breakdown of all that extraneous plant life in your
digestive tract, your flatulence is far more smelly than most
omnivores. You also produce far more greenhouse gases like methane and
CO2.

Can't agree on the smellyness, carnivores **** is usually more dense


like your head?


a concept easy for you to understand as you keep yours up your arse.
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Old November 14th, 2007, 10:05 PM posted to sci.agriculture.poultry,uk.transport,uk.rec.fishing.coarse
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On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 21:55:24 GMT, NM wrote:

Gloria wrote:
On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 21:42:04 GMT, NM wrote:

NotMe wrote:

Due to the breakdown of all that extraneous plant life in your
digestive tract, your flatulence is far more smelly than most
omnivores. You also produce far more greenhouse gases like methane and
CO2.
Can't agree on the smellyness, carnivores **** is usually more dense


like your head?


a concept easy for you to understand as you keep yours up your arse.


How original.











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Old November 14th, 2007, 10:27 PM posted to sci.agriculture.poultry,uk.transport,uk.rec.fishing.coarse
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"Gloria" wrote


like your head?



Yawn, ad hominem.

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a joint author of a website but that in no way proves that I am he" (Doug,
on Doug Bollen)


 




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